I went to Walmart
last night to get some food because i’m broke and hungry (being a university student will do that to you). And i wanted to buy pizza pops but they only had the delux kinda (ugh) and i just wanted the four cheese so i decided to just get the walmart brand. and guess what they call them. PIZZA PILLOWS. i mean i guess pizza pops is a brand name, and its not like they could call them pizza pockets bc that’s like a brand also. so they came up with pizza pillows. i mean it sounds more appetizing than pizza sacks. i dont think i’d respond well to someone asking me “hey! want a sack of pizza? its so delish.”