having one of those nights where im tired but i dont want to sleep because i dont want tomorrow to come.
sleep: hahahahahahahahahaha no.
I will literally pay someone for the ability to fall asleep right now. Must sing sweet lullabies. Inquire within.
disolve: The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
Roommates being loud and obnoxious at 3am is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. Close your mouth before I close it for you.
I love sleeping, but I hate going to bed.
So my roommates exboyfriend keeps coming over to hang out with her and its driving me crazy. He’s the most annoying person in existence and its bad enough that I have class with him 4 days a week. I do not need to see him in my evenings as well. Ugh. Pointless frustration over.
The other day I burnt my middle finger
And it fucking HURT. I was straightening my hair and I put my hair straightener on my desk and it fell off. So like an idiot, instead of letting it fall to there carpet, I tried to catch it and somehow caught my middle finger, and only my middle finger, in between the two plates. Now I have this huge numb spot where skin used to be. And yes. This was a pointless story.
Vegas started out great,
then on the day we were to leave (friday night) our friend lost her purse just as we were about to board the shuttle to the airport. so we had to leave he and her bf so the other 4 of us could make it back in time. then we all reunite to check our baggage and get our boarding passes, only to discover that we actually leave tomorrow, saturday night. no joke. anyways, cut to 24 hours later to...
Sorry i've been so MIA
i’m in Vegas and there’s no wifi. like anywhere.
And i’m not sure if its because I haven’t been to sleep before 4 am in the last 5 days or the fact that i’m flying to Vegas in 12 hours. Which is two fold in itself because a) i’m super excited to go and b) i’m deathly afraid of flying. Tomorrows going to be a long day.
Watching Strange Addictions
and this woman is addicted to drinking NAIL POLISH. i cant even. her favorite “flavor” is blue. like where do they find these people? i should really change the channel but i just. can’t. stop. watching.
I went to Walmart
last night to get some food because i’m broke and hungry (being a university student will do that to you). And i wanted to buy pizza pops but they only had the delux kinda (ugh) and i just wanted the four cheese so i decided to just get the walmart brand. and guess what they call them. PIZZA PILLOWS. i mean i guess pizza pops is a brand name, and its not like they could call them pizza...
My best friend just sent me a video
of her singing “wind beneath my wings” by barbara streisand. and its the best thing i have ever seen. i mean she’s lip synching, but who can blame her, i mean come on. its barbara streisand. anyways she ends the video with a nice message then gives me a heart shaped from her hands but as she’s doing so she quizzically looks at her fingers then says, “i also need to...
I just saw a commercial for McDonald's
and I swear the guy just said chicken mcbutts.
For the amount of times that I have seen Kay...
I only JUST got their slogan: “Every kiss begins with Kay” because kiss begins with the letter K. Jesus I’m daft.
If you're havin Brown problems i feel bad for you...
K I'm going to have a shower before I literally... →
This enrages me. →
deeploveforever: It’s sad that there are girls out there who are so quick to defend this sort of behaviour. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a stranger, a friend, or a celebrity; physical abuse is wrong.
My roommate's friend is hanging out in my living...
She’s meowing. Wtf.
I got no sleep last night.
I hate those nights when you just lie in bed for hours, not able to fall asleep. Your brain just won’t shut up. So your mind runs and you think about things, and about life. And its usually these nights that I think about death and the after life. And it freaks me out, which makes me less tired. And restless. And then I try to bring it back to think of simple things so now I think of trivial...
OH hell no.
Lady, I cannot handle you laughing at every single thing our teacher says this morning. So kindly fuck off.
My brother just said wieners
instead of hotdogs. I’m fighting the urge to laugh.
Watching the Super Bowl with my dad and younger...
and we’re not a big football family, so naturally we don’t really pay any attention. So my dad and brother have decided to talk about what skin would look like if it was off your body. Like if we shed skin like a snake does. This turned from a conversation to an argument. Like there’s no way either of you actually know what it looks like, so stop acting like you’re the...
I have to say
Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die album is one of the all around best albums i’ve heard in a looooong time.
I remember when I thought screaming and punching boys made me look super cool. Not.
Nicki Minaj is going to give me a seizure
Does it bother anyone else
that Dakota Fanning is on the cover of Cosmo, and she’s still only 17?
After watching tonight's One Tree Hill
Dan Scott better not have fking kidnapped Nathan. Or mb it was the drug dealer somehow? Or whoever burned Dan’s diner down? OR DAN BURNED DOWN HIS OWN DINER AND THIS HAS BEEN HIS PLAN ALL ALONG.
I hate taking the bus at night.
It smells funny. And weird people take the bus at night. There’s always the same woman who takes the bus wednesday nights and she talks to herself. But not in a “oh I have to remember to do that tomorrow” kind of way. More like a “don’t sit there! My (imaginary) friend is sitting there!” kind of way.
The last paragraph of the essay is always the...
Stop procrastinating on tumblr and just finish it already.
I'm super agitated today. I mean SUPER.
Roommate making noise: oh my god, i am going to punch you
People laughing outside: oh my god, i am going to punch you
Friend saying hi to me: oh my god, i am going to punch you
Dog barking: oh my god, i am going to punch you
Baby crying: oh my god, i am going to punch you
TV: oh my god, i am going to punch you
Shitty song blaring from my roommates room: oh my god, i am going to punch you
My roommates are thieves.
This is the 3rd time this month that one of them has stolen groceries from me. This is really starting to piss me off. Like do they no know that i’ll find out? Do they think i’m stupid? Ugh. I really don’t want to have to start labeling my food and locking it in chains.
It's a great day
for being sad.
IS THIS FOR REAL? →
I know there’s a lot of panic over SOPA/PIPA/ACTA, and a lot of information out there could just be mass hysteria, but shit. This sounds scary.
I hate that choosing a theme is so time consuming.
I must have spent like 9 hours over the last four days (and 8 different themes) until i could finally decide on one i like. Like it really shouldnt matter, yet your theme is kinda like how you dress - it shows your personality and your style. Then again its just a blog. I need to stop over thinking this.
I only woke up 3 hours ago
and I can already use a nap.
The power of tumblr. →
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The guy who sits in front of me in my Literature...
just cut all his hair off. He used to have such luscious curly hair. And when I say curly, I mean like nice big ringlets. Not the frizzy mess I have. I was about to say something to him about it, then I remembered I don’t know him. That could have been weird.
This right here →
it only just dawned on me that Quincy Jones is Rashida Jones’ father.
I realized last night, after seeing Dallas on...
that I really miss Alexisonfire.
Conversation I overheard while waiting for City &...
Girl 1: I'm nervous.
Girl 2: Omg, I'm nervous too.
Girl 3: I'm sooooooo nervous!
Girl 1: I'm like shaking, I'm so nervous.
Girl 2: Omg, I'm shaking too!
Girl 3: I'm hyperventilating.
Girl 1: I think I'm going to throw up.
It's a snow day.
That means no school. Aka lay in bed all day watching hours of pointless television. Yay.
We're watching Blade Runner in class...
Could you imagine if in 7 years, the world actually turns out like it does in Blade Runner? Like when they made this movie in the 80s they were probably just making this movie they thought was super futuristic and cool. But now that 2019 isn’t actually like 40 years away, could you imagine living like that? I’d defs fail the empathy test bc even though im not an actual robot, i sure do...
Here's a list of all the fucks i give
My friend: There is poop on your shoe. Deal with it.
Me: There is poop on your face. Don't deal with it. I like having something to laugh at.
Life is hard.
I'm debating dropping out of school
And moving to England.
My teacher is actually looking up the definition...
I’m not even kidding. There was a bunny outside being followed by some dude and our teacher didnt know whether to call it harassment or molestation. We had a 10 minute debate on if molestation included touching or not. This is a photography class.